Break A Wish foundation

wish granted, but you die two seconds later

i wish this wish doesn't die

 

wish granted, but it dies when you least expect it

i wish to be loved, even though i never will be

 

wish granted but your spouce wants 7 babies and a divorce

i wish to own 51% of microsoft

 

Wish granted, but you become Zoidberg and sell it for a sandwich.

I wish my campers were nicer.