Brain fart moments.

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by Shadow_Folf, May 25, 2014.

  1. Shadow_Folf

    Shadow_Folf

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    Alright, so all of us have a "Brain fart moment," at some point. Tell us what your brain fart moment is by commenting!
    Here is mine:

    Teacher: Alright Brendan, since you haven't answered a question, even though you are the BEST student in my class. Answer this simple question, if x=18, and the equation is 2x+4y=56, then what does y equal?
    Me: Alright, 2x18=36, and 56-36=20, so then 20 divided by 4 = 5, the answer is *Pauses.* Uh, I don't know?
    Teacher: YOU JUST SAID IT!
    Me: I did?
    Teacher: *Sighs* Never mind.
     
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  2. Enderbrine

    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    What's a brain fart. ._. Sorry, I am not perfect.
     
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  3. PenguinHook

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    Uhhh....... Now because I don't know what to answer with, oh wait I just answered 0.O
     
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  4. King Of MC

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    I just Brainfart whenever I don't want to do school work,(even though it's over now I'm talking about it) on purpose.
     
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    Me: WHERE'S MY "WHITE ALBUM" RECORD OMFG HELP I LOST IT
    Brother: In your lap, dumbass
     
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    I used to love Littlest Pet Shops...

    Me: AUBREY!!! Did you steal Tom, my Great Dane LPS?!

    Aubrey: NO! I'm playing Xbox, guess where it is. I'm not a mind reader.

    Me: [ holding it in my hand and looking all around my mess of LPS (heck I have 200) ]

    [ I open my hand ] Oh.
     
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    Ok, this is going to be hard to explain for the non-basketball players. So I'll have two explanations.

    I went over and back on an inbound pass at our side of the court. I was like, fast break maayn

    Ok, so I assume you all know that there are two halves of a basketball court, one for each team. Now in basketball, if you have passed the half court line after a dribble, you cannot go past it again, or else it is a foul called "Over and Back". Now my team was passing the ball in, from our side right next to the basket we score on, and I got the ball, and I dribbled and, not thinking about the game, I ran as fast as I could dribbling to the other side, thinking that I had an easy path to a point, even though that was the other team's basket. If you don't get it at this point, I can't tell you anymore.
     
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    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Me: During Chinese Oral Test (for the sake of who do not know Mandarin Chinese I will type this in English)
    Teacher: Ok, Say 10 sentences about the pictures and make sure the pictures you use are the diffirent and not the same
    Me: *I was nervous, so I ended up saying the same sentence 10 times because I forgot everything else I was going to say*.

    When you forget something and no matter how hard you try to remember you just cannot. When I have brain farts IDK but I think of Magikarp's flopping on land.
     
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  11. Chippy

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    I was doing a test, i had to do a hard algebra equation and my brain killed itself at this portion of the problem:

    6 x 8

    My brain: IS IT 32?!!

    XD

    Also, @DurpehDuckiee "It's in your lap, dumbass"
     
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  12. KittyGoddess16

    KittyGoddess16 The Goddess of Kittens

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    When I was in math class and my teacher sarcastically asked what's 2+2 and I said windows and actually ment it.
     
  13. Chippy

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    That's not a brain fart. Brain Farts are usually when you forget how to do something really simple, and have a really hard time just getting an answer.
     
  14. KittyGoddess16

    KittyGoddess16 The Goddess of Kittens

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    I did I forgot what 2+2 was.. and then window came to mind like 2 minutes later
     
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    The previous night I had taken the battery out of my netbook for the lolz.
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    I went to school the next day and wondered why the fak it had shut down...
     
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    So, my friends and I are recording in a video, keep in mind we're in a Skype call at the time
    Me thinking: Hm, even on Do Not Disturb, it bugs me that those notifications are there but I can't check them
    Maybe I should just sign out of Skype
    Oh wait...
     
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    Teacher: What is the speed of light?
    Me: How fast light travels
     
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    I did not know how to spell "Of" so I guessed and spelled it, "Ov"
     
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    I cant really remeber any moments but I did write a story for a test and I said
    Mum, u, lol, wtf xDD
     
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    Whenever I see something amazing/funny on forums and laugh so hard I forget to like the post ;-;