Awful Pick-up Lines

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by PhantomStar, Feb 8, 2017.

  1. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    It's nearly Valentine's Day, and I'm guessing most of us are still single. Probably because all of our pickup lines suck, right? Let's find out!

    "Hey, do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me. ;)"

    Also please keep them clean. If they're too dirty I might remove them.

    Edit: No wonder I'm failing Biology.
     
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    are you and orphanage?

    because i want to give you children
     
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    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key?
    Cause that ass is refreshing.
     
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    FB_IMG_1486472660738.jpg

    not stolen from a meme page
     
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    Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
     
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    katlynn "Dear heart, why him?" Donator

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    "Hey gurl, Do you know what's on the menu? Me-and-U
     
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    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears
     
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    See this shirt, do you know what it's made of? - Boyfriend material.

    (totally original)
     
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    I'd say a pickup line, but i'd rather pick you up and make you mine
    heh
     
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    Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
     
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    girl did you sit on sugar? cause that ass look sweet!
     
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    Girl, are you a Pokemon?
    Because I want a Pikachu. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

    Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
     
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    i was feeling a little down today but you definitely turned me on
     
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    Thanks!

    I just realized this isn't my thread..
    oh..
    I thought this was my thread for a second.
    oops.
    but whatever
     
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    If you hold a flower then look at yourself in the mirror
    you will see TWO flowers

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
    I'm lonely
     
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