A letter to Donald Trump

In this thread we write a letter to Donald Trump ONE WORD AT A TIME.

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Dear daddy fuck hole,

I wish you'd hire me and then you'd take a noose and throw it away
On Tuesday my doctor gave me a spray tan in a parked car
Stealing a meme isn't constant, it's covfefe.
Hi, by the way I just wondering what's up Vsauce Michael
I'm Robbie Rotten and stupid people are dumb do you agree
Despite communism we watch ummm TV with popcorn propaganda
We hate myself and write gibberish all the time
I don't give up money to eat chicken
My phone died however you grabbed me for a moment
Orange hands are handy not fake news squirrels are gay and ass is ass and booty clapping causes disease of death which immolates cheese fillings within the white male supremacy cult
So do we eat artichokes or human never.
Never do bad things and fuck and smell the existence.
Existence is non-existent existence until existence dabs existence but shut existence the existence fuck existence up.
No existence existence anyway I dab Pokemon existence exists.
Democracy. Sad!
Putin is hot Donuts make me some badonkadonk when it's time to go and have kinky walls that watch Mexico
Is my ass only when trigonometrical reasoning badonkadonks Badonkadonks badonkadonks is ooga booga do ooga booga a wall to China
All that glitters is gold only shooting oranges break up the magnificent mold I ooga booga love.
It's love when you open up the ooga umm in toilets.
Werewolves are fake and Apple boycott Microsoft Donald Trump watch the Emoji I stopped.
Death. I ate dildos.
Why am I going away?! Honestly, Trump I love me money vaults.
Dab for ooga

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