ATTENTION: There are people going around saying that they love Garfield more than I do. PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THEM. I love Garfield the most.
You imbecile. Would you lie for Garfield? Would you kill for Garfield? Would you die for Garfield? Anything, at any cost or any circumstances, would you do it for Garfield? Nobody loves Garfield more than me. I have devoted my life to Garfield. I have Garfield's name tattooed on my left ass cheek. If anyone says they love Garfield more than me, then they are sorely mistaken.
If loving Garfield makes me a furry then so be it. I am madly and deeply in love with Garfield. In fact, I intend on asking Garfield for his paw in marriage. I want to eat lasagna with him everyday. Fuck I can’t bear another day not being with Garfield. I love him so fucking much.
God I love Garfield. I want to marry Garfield. I want Garfield to be my lover. I want to have children with Garfield. Garfield is my life. Fuck Odie, Garfield is my God.