Defectus
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Birthday:
January 2
Location:
Everywhere and nowhere
Occupation:
Programmer and storyteller

Defectus

I love my wife, Male, from Everywhere and nowhere

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These legumes. Mar 2, 2021

Defectus was last seen:
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    1. Defectus
      Defectus
      These legumes.
    2. Defectus
      Defectus
      I love my wife
      1. TheMint likes this.
      2. TheMint
        TheMint
        I love her too
        Sep 5, 2019
      3. Defectus
        Defectus
        Shut
        Sep 14, 2019
    3. dinoceros
      dinoceros
      LYGFH

      can't get further. i'm gonna need a bit of assistance
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      2. dinoceros
      3. Defectus
        Defectus
        Sep 19, 2018
      4. dinoceros
        dinoceros
        yea thats where i went, i started from your info page and got up until H lol
        Sep 19, 2018
    4. dinoceros
      dinoceros
      you're a legend
      1. Defectus likes this.
    5. witchchick128
      witchchick128
      I legit had a memory about the thread you made a while back
      1. Defectus
        Defectus
        good, now incise the recollection into your flesh so your faulty soul may be able to hold it forevermore
        Sep 7, 2018
      2. witchchick128
        witchchick128
        fantastic
        Sep 7, 2018
    6. KokichiOma
      KokichiOma
      Happy birthday C:
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      2. Defectus
        Defectus
        thank you!
        Jan 3, 2018
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    7. ZeusV
      ZeusV
      Happy Birthday!
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      2. Defectus
        Defectus
        Thanks!
        Jan 2, 2018
    8. Defectus
      Defectus
      Witty joke, reference to a song or show, an expression of support for a certain person(s) or an inherently meaningless statement about life.
      1. witchchick128 likes this.
      2. witchchick128
        witchchick128
        dummy you forgot a lyric, typically a sad one

        totally didn't make this as my status btw
        Nov 9, 2018
    9. ItsJerry
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      2. Katerina
        Katerina
        what do you think
        Dec 11, 2017
        ItsJerry and Defectus like this.
      3. Teddie
        Teddie
        hot
        Dec 11, 2017
        Sakujo, PhantomStar and Defectus like this.
      4. Defectus
        Defectus
        terror
        Dec 11, 2017
    10. Defectus
      Defectus
      I love memes
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    11. Defectus
      Defectus
      500 likes yes please
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    15. TheMint
      TheMint
      tf you doin here man
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      2. Defectus
        Defectus
        sorry mang
        Oct 16, 2017
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    16. Defectus
    17. Defectus
      Defectus
      can everyone please stop changing their names
      1. SezerTR
        SezerTR
        no
        Sep 10, 2017
    18. Defectus
      Defectus
      Good morning.
    19. magicxx130
      magicxx130
      dude im your biggest fan
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    20. TreeKillerMan
      TreeKillerMan
      I'm sorry for your loss. My condolences.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    January 2
    Location:
    Everywhere and nowhere
    Occupation:
    Programmer and storyteller
    Minecraft:
    Defectus
    Heyo, it's me, Defectus, and this is my wonderful info page.
    As is traditional in these forums, I will attempt to make this info page as interesting and informative as possible, as well as scatter a few instances of "@<person> is bae <3" here and there.
    SO WITNESS ME NOW!


    I used to be someone called SpakeMiner, who was a Minecraft map maker that made very mediocre maps.
    YES IT IS
    LETTER: L

    The next letter can be found in the description of one of my oldest videos on my YouTube channel. - "What I'm thinking about ItsJerryAndHarry".
    Oh, what's that? No, that's totally not a bunch of white text intended for an old troll project...
    Anyway, welcome to my incredibly colorful info page.
    So...
    Info, yes, info.

    Who is SpakeMiner?
    Trick question, I'm going to answer that now.
    I am SpakeMiner.dum dum duuum
    I am a map maker, redstoner, P̶v̶P̶e̶r̶, p̶a̶r̶k̶o̶u̶r̶e̶r̶ and c̶o̶m̶e̶d̶i̶a̶n̶.
    Most of my maps are found here. Maps I made that aren't there are either unofficial or made for the forums. In case you're just here to read, the maps I've posted there so far are;
    A kind of minigame map, spin off of Trickshotting Island, which was a collaboration between me and my brother, TheMint. Basically there is a giant cliff and you place a mob on it, then fall off the cliff and try to trickshot the mob midair. It's very buggy though and I don't really recommend it.

    A short and sweet adventure map I put. The very first one I made, and I have to admit, it's pretty cool. You have to navigate through a forest, a cave and a Guardian Layer to retrieve SpakeMiner's stolen fish - The InfiniSalmon. There is also a little surprise at the end.

    One of the longest maps I've made so far. The sequel to InfiniSalmon, although it has quite a different theme; Now you have to navigate through a desert, a jungle and through another Guardian Layer, to defeat Fog, the leader of the guardians, who is trying to steal the InfiniSalmon back and flood the valley.

    A very short map, with a mysterious and eerie theme. The sequel to InfiniSalmon II. This time you have to find out what has happened since the last time you went to the valley. Everyone has no idea, and you have to find out yourself by exploring a mysterious tunnel system which appears to connect to the biggest Guardian Layer ever; The Ocean Monument.

    A short map with a sort of humorous theme going on. It talks a lot about map making and such. You have to help the map maker test his map, but you find that it's not as easy as it sounds, and just to make it worse, someone appears to try and destroy the map.

    The shortest map I've made so far; The sequel to Map. This time you have to help the map maker create assets for his map, but you once again find out that someone is trying to destroy the map.

    Quite a long map. The sequel to Map 2. This time, you are beta testing the map you helped build in Map 2. The map goes by the story that you are a criminal trapped in a jail, and someone gets you out, but not for free; He asks you to go to a dangerous witch's hut and ask her for some potions. She instinctively tries to kill you, and when things are settled down, she asks you to get her the last ingredient for the potions - Lemons. After getting the potions, you fall to the void and find you are still alive. In front of you, a portal lays; Only playing will tell what happens next.

    One of the longest - if not the longest - maps I've ever created. It's a sequel or crossover to Voidborders and InfiniSalmon III: Overconfidence. It's so sweet. A bit buggy, but I'm still super proud of it. You are now travelling using a train, a ship and a plane to get to the focused location; SpakeMiner. An unknown person tells you you must meet him, but the way to SpakeMiner isn't a ride in the park. Bandits, pirates and invaders will risk their lives to stop you, and the villains from both map series - Je22 and Fog - will kill anything in their path to destroy your reunion.


    Alright, finally got that wall of text done. Hell, that was easy. Anyway.
    More information?

    ...

    That's basically it. I mean, I played Portal and Portal 2...
    You know what, long information pages are spoopid.
    If you have any questions just ask me.



    Apparently you've managed to cringe through that entire thing. I guess I'd congratulate you but I think self-harm should be frowned upon.

    On August of 2016, I switched to my current identity, Defectus. I also made a few maps under Defectus which were undoubtedly much better, but I quit Minecraft altogether somewhere around August of 2017.
    I made the Minecraft adventure maps What It's Like, Arrendor and Internal Admiration.

    Today, I'm somewhere between a video game developer and a storyteller.


    Less informative stuff:

    • I like watching Jacksfilms.
    • My favorite color is red.
    • I'm @TheMint's brother.
    • I've committed countless sins and crimes without notice. I have betrayed the very Gods' trust and I am morally forbidden to walk upon these lands. The lies I've told to the closest of my dear friends could have left me rotting in jail had the government noticed them before I vanished. I am responsible for the downfall of 14 unofficial countries in east Asia. I wait for my victims' tears to fill my bathtub before I put an end to their suffering. The darkness grows stronger as traitors are spotted. My reward shall arrive once the king is slaughtered.
    • @ItsJerry is bae <3

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