Comments on Profile Post by PhantomStar

Fart fetish.

oh

farts are simply hilarious

my fart collection is currently 320+ recordings strong and I just expanded it while typing this (not even kidding)

every time I listen back to this majestic collection I cannot contain my laughter

Well glad you found something that makes you happy.
When do you think you’ll have 400

1 month

that's good. the more people get into fart collecting the better

That’s not what you said to me.
Also gl

ok now we hitting a sensitive subject

you're weird

Aren’t we all

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Explain

Oh god

spoil pls

You don’t want to know.

ok

How many are you at now

369 haven't had much gas lately

i think you misspelled "pictures of rem"

can't tell if doing ironically

or perhaps it started ironically but you've been doing it so long now you have become it

A girl who isn’t real can’t cheat on you https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/selectall/2017/02/09/09-roll-safe.w710.h473.jpg

Put your phone on record while you’re asleep and get those sleep farts

Also you’ll learn if you snore or something lol

disturbing

And it’s not at all weird that you record your own farts in the first place?

nope

How many other people you know who do that then lol

there was one guy on reddit

Ah yes that guy

How tf did you find his reddit

Stalker

no way

probably found yours

lol I figured maybe he went by something different on Reddit. I don’t go by StarlightFox there.

I think you posted it on the forums at some point that you got top comment on /r/askouija or something lol

oh wow didn't even realize i had that reddit account, but i have a new one now which no one knows about ;)

of course when i go to your user page i am greeted with a giant rem photo

Nobody knows about it?
Well we all know what secret reddit alts are for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

no shady stuff just gotta have privacy

found you on reddit again
https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/7f6has/ill_just_leave_this_here/?st=jae402b0&sh=966799b4

lmfao the woman’s face

Did you manage 400

408

nice

600 now? lel

nah only 422 kinda done with it

Wow that’s still like an hour’s worth of farts.
If you ever change your mind about women I’d be a huge help in expanding it further

@KaiserVenom can confirm

hell no

yes can definitely confirm

Wow you were right

Fart recording is fun

no it's disgusting

shit up butch