Ruin a date in 5 words.

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    hey, my name is alex
     
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    me: "are you alright"
    her: "yeah"
    me: "no your all left"

    (more than 5 words)
     
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    "im trying to get pregnant"

    "i like pineapples on pizza"
     
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    jokes on you i like pineapples on pizza!!
     
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    "i'll let you pay"
     
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    If it is my friend's date and I gotta ruin it, I will say: This one is more pretty!

    If it is MY date (which will never happen): Hey babe I am vegan
     
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