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    The spiritual sequel to Awful Pickup Lines!

    Post any terrible joke you have here, puns are welcome as well.
    I don't have any jokes right now but maybe I'll think of some lol

    Inb4 somebody says "My life."
     
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    you're as cheesy as pizza
     
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    The joke is the joke.
     
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra
     
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    i got warned because of one of these threads once



    guess they don't like chickens
     
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh
     
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    y u no be original
     
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    He's been making MC vs RL for months now I don't think he knows what "original" means anymore.
     
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    What does a sick bird need?
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    Nico nii!
     
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    What's sticky and brown?
    A stick
     
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    Did you hear about the new movie ''Constipation'' ?

    It hasn't come out yet.
     
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    Anybody wanna see my Dictionary?
    I'm sorry xD
     
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    I cannot into jokes
     
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    A cell steps on her bother's foot, what does he say?
    my-toe-sis! (mitosis)
     
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    What did the Fish say when he ran into a wall?

    Dam!