What's the funniest thing your teacher(s) has/have said?

Similar thing happened last year, there was this short story we were reading in class, and it had the phrase, "sweet, wonderful ejaculations."

Story name is Sredni Vashtar if you want to know.

 

"Go to the principals office"

 

My teacher was kind of heartbroken which was really sad, so she kind of started complaining and crying. Then a bitch in our class says: Ummh, I kinda get why he broke your heart. You are kinda ugly in my opinion, especially when you are crying.

And the whole class looked at her like: Omg take that baaaaack O.O

Then our teacher said: Good, because then I succeeded to look like you.

And then everyone started laughing and the girl was just fireing things at our teahcer, but our teacher kept roasting her. She eventually left the classroom and got detention. It was quiet funny because she always bullied everyone xD

 

Kids these days, man... :/

 

@YFIOTR
Even though they shouldn't have physically touched the kids, beating and fighting with other kids is honestly the common at my lame ghetto school, what they did was not that big of deal.

 

My English teacher had a habit for saying "That's what she said" every time I would say a sentence which could be taken in a dirty way.

 

You're a bit late. I understand that, but it doesn't mean i can't attempt to counter that stuff on here. They probably didn't give two craps about what I said, but at least I can say I tried.

 

So our teacher was really angry, and she said ''Anasını satayım''.
Which literally translates to ''Sell its mother''

 

I don't get it.

 

sry it was stupid

 

Tbh I'm cringing at people arguing their points against @YFIOTR . All bullies had to start somewhere. And from what I'm seeing from some posts on here, it seems that there are at least 3 bullies on here that were pointed out. And then the typical "I didn't even do it" argument, to make themselves seem better. It's pathetic, just talk with a teacher/adult if there's a problem, not straight up abuse them.

I just needed to say that.
Now to get back on topic, this isn't really what they said, it's what they did. My English teacher would try to be "cool" and dab sometimes and it is the most hilarious thing. She also tries to whip.

 

Okay, What i am going to tell is a 100% true story. hope you guys get a good laugh out of it. xD

So this was back in the 8th grade, in middle school, I had a Science class, and one day we were Discussing Gases, and My teacher then said, "Alright, can anyone give us an example of a Natural Gas?" I raised my had to speak, he called on me, and the Next thing i did, was raise off of my seat, and Ripped ass loudly.


*Pfffffffffffffffft*

Everyone in the class Laughed, Including my Teacher. He then said "Ohh yeah now that's definitely one right there, Good example John."

and that was the funniest moment i've ever had with a teacher. xD

 

In language arts last year, my language arts teacher was looking something up that had the phrase blue in it. The little suggested search things popped up on his screen, and what he said was absolutely hilarious.

"Whats blue waffle?"

Half the class was dying laughing while the other was like "NO DONT LOOK IT UP". He looked it up... And them threatned a referral to those looking it up (even tho hes super chill and would never do that).

 

"I'm gonna hand out some workshits for you guys to do"

 

He/she probably wasn't lying. I hate busy work.

 

one time in sex ed my teacher was like "so this is basically like the time i banged Mrs. Eddinson, damn she was thick" and this made the whole class laugh like fuck.

 

Yesterday in Science my teacher fist bumped me for getting an A

 

The title says, "said", not "did" m8.

 

Some kid was sitting on the floor, so the teacher, who had a lisp, said "Stop shitting on the floor!" When everyone laughed, she yelled at the class.

 

"you wont amount to anything"

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