Trololololl!

SHATAP BIACH I'M TALKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (if you get the reference, you sir, ARE AWESOME!)

you meet your long lost friend who has became the new poof on another server.

 

Ignore her

Your internet goes out

 

Cry for the next 5 hours.

Your friend suddenly loses all sanity.

 

I'd do nothing :D


Someone is griefing your moms house.

 

Deal with it.

Someone is eating your bagel.

 

Eat him instead XD

Someone tped you to 1337 13337 -1337 !

 

I would tp them to 1337 13337 -1337

Someone is squashing you

 

Eat the squash

Someone is making you read a book and making you take a break from Minecraft

 

Make sure i get to read Twilight.

Someone (or something) is coming to eat your face.

 

Shove nachos in its face

Someone pantsied you in front of your crush

 

Be like 'She wants the D'

Someone gives you the choice of Nachos or Crepes, which one?

 

Both.

Somebody greifed your house and took all your diamonds!

 

Kill their family irl.

You find EDGEXxDarkRage Irl.

 

I show him my realistic "model" of Jeff The Killer.

You find ItsJerry farting.

 

Fart with him.

You somehow get permanently teleported to the land of Equestria.

 

Kill all ponies and destroy the land of Equestria.

You are taking a shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

 

Go downstairs, get a piece of paper, use that.

Your computer accidentally destroys itself.

 

"*Sigh* My computer was crap anyways." :P
There's a noob just sitting in your Minecraft house. He won't leave, and PVP is off.

 

Tell him there's a diamond outside.

The It'sJerryAndHarry forum finally self destructs. It is deleted and inaccessible.

 

Throw Dirt On Someones House And Slap Him In the face like im his mom
(PERFECT DIRTYYYY TROLLLLLLL)
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