500 Ways To Die

Being friends with the person below this comment



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Being friends with ^^^

 

Falling on your face

 

Standing up when you just fell on your face because a random bear attacks you and then you get eaten, and you don't wanna know the rest...

Spoiler: The rest

Then you get pooped out and eaten by other animals which poop you out again...

 

Talking to a T-Rex

 

Choking on a dic- dictionary.

That was close.

 

Your parents looking at your history...

 

you tell HalfAnEmma that she's...

QuarterAnEmma
3QuartersAnEmma
FullEmma
NearlyFullEmma
NotEvenAQuarterEmma

don't get mad plz

 

Not knowing how to shoot the gun you're pointing at the person 10000 times stronger than you.

 

What number are we at... no one was putting number ;-; I dont want to count..

 

We're at 69 :)

 

69. doing the dirty o.o and something bad happens.

 

^^^ That is the 72nd post but not the 72nd dumb way to die.

Anyways, here's mine:

70. pissing off @BurpentoWhovian

 

71
Not knowing how to play TF2

 

72: Dying

 

73: Getting 360 noscoped by your team mate when friendly fire is on

 

Accidentally shoot your immortal ally and not be immortal

 

75: Watching too many superhero movies and deciding that you can fly.

 

76. Nightmares

 

78. Being the Child in Five Nights At Freddys 4