Fake Staff Application

IGN: Nicki Minaj
Age: 31
Location: On tour!!!
Timezone: Skinny women
What times are you most active: All The Time
Why do you want to become a helper: I'll sing ANACONDA! It'll be so fun.
Previous experiences as a moderator: Everywhere
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [Anaconda] [Twerker] [Nicki]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Don't need den shit!
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 31 years ago few
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 31 seconds ago
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 5 years agog
Why we should choose you: Cause i'm a celebrity
Anything else you want to add: HELLO

 

Hi im applying for staff pls op kthxbye

 

IGN: twenty_one
Age: 21
Location: 21 land
Timezone: 21:00
What times are you most active: 21 pm
Why do you want to become a helper: because 21
Previous experiences as a moderator: i have been the 21th most ranked moderator on all servers except this one
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [21er]
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: wtf is a teamspeak
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 21 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 21 years ago
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 21 years ago
Why we should choose you: because im 21
Anything else you want to add: 21

 

IGN: Jnitz
Age: 13
Location: IS YOU TRYING FIND ME?!?!?
Timezone: HELP, STALKER!
What times are you most active: When ever I feel like it....
Why do you want to become a helper: I wanna ban peeps
Previous experiences as a moderator: Yea
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I don't got money fo dat
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: nah, dats a watchs of mah time
How long have you been playing Minecraft: i dont effin' know
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: i don't effin' know
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: i dont effin' know
Why we should choose you: because i asked.
Anything else you want to add: nah g

 

I am applying for staff pls accept me kbai ill se you when I have staff
After 1 response *Creates new thread called FunFamily's second helper app*
After 1 response I give up

 

IGN: Ron_Jeremy21
Age: -2
Location: Uranus
Timezone: Panda.
What times are you most active: anywhere between bannana and orange juice.
Why do I want to become helper: bc I wanna ban all the people who I h8 and be a total badass n shit
Previous Experiences as helper: 24.
Have you ever purchased a rank?: yes, my friend @ImNotOkayy bought me the [Idoit] rank! :D
Am I active on ur teamspeak: lol no I dont work well in teams, last time I nearly cut someone's arm off trying to open a box for a contest, and the speaking part, well lets not go there. :D
How long have u ben playing mc: 3,737,839,420,178,839,001 years.
How long have I been playing on the J&H server: like 4 minutes idk.
Last time I made an app: like 2 days ago lol
Why should we choose u; bc im a total badass n shit and ill ban anybody who messes with me so ya. :D

Ps. Pick me pls
P.p.s ill give u money if u pick me
P.p.p.s msg me if u think u wanna pick me but do it soon cuz yeah
P.p.p.p.p.s watermelon.

 

Hun him


Dear Server,

May I be a mod, thank you
Put most effort in this

Your dad,
Obama

 

In-game username: Allahu_Alkbar
Age: 45
Gender: Male
Location and Timezone:
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? In 2001

How long have you been playing Minecraft? Since when AA Flight 11 hit the south tower
How long have you been playing on the server? Since AA Flight 75 hit the pentagon
How active are you on the Server? 24 hours a day
How active are you on the Forums? 1 second
How active are you on TeamSpeak? 10000000000000000 seconds
Purchases made on our server (optional): Terrorist Rank

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I was a terrorist in 9/11
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I could crash planes into everyone's plots in creative.
Why we should choose you: Cuz i am a terrorist and I kill people with planes
Extra comments (optional): I like pie

 

That's bump tho

 

bumps are allowed as long as it is relevant to the topic of the thead :P

 

Ign: y do u Ned to no
age: im thurteeen
gendr:mal
locatin: ch33zzb3rg3r
timson:eleventythree
mincreft:ch33zz
staf ap:wen i was 9? maybs iwas 6 or 5
servr:2 secsago
fowms:2min
teamspk:nevoor
purchss:zirow
expirirenxmod:mybutt
watdouwaanaabeemod:gimmemodusuc
whysholdweechoseu:bcuz i lik ch33zb3rg3r
commnts:if u lik ch33zb3rg3r cal mei my phne nunbr ch3-zzb-3rg3r

 

this is so funny!!

 

Imsobawsidontneedspacebarsowhydontyougopeegoodbyebackintwosecondsm8okimbackthatdumbfeltgr8m88/8imsobawsdealwithlifenowgivemestaffnoworiwillkilleverythingnarwhalsnarehals

 

...

 

M8 I'm so gr8 so rate me 8/8 I am staff ban all of you now go die. Server=R3KT

 

IGN: IStillUseDeadJokes
Age: 666
Location: Narnia
Timezone: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
What times are you most active: 4:20 PM - 4:20 AM
Why do you want to become a helper: I want to smoke weed everyday
Previous experiences as a moderator: Click Coolswiper and wawa
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: Yes, Deez Nuts.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Teamspeak is for n00bs LOl
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Since I turned 69
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: When I turned 420
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 9/11
Why we should choose you: Because bush did 9/11
Anything else you want to add: If you use any of these jokes, shame on you.

 

General Questions
In-game username: LordCthulhu
Age: 87 Years Young
Gender: Squid
Location and Timezone: UTC - Croatia Hogwarts
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made? 12376024302938, 8 Lobster Shells Ago

How long have you been playing Minecraft? [ ] Amount of years
How long have you been playing on the server? I havent
How active are you on the Server? Im Not
How active are you on the Forums? Whats That
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I speak squid so i cant go on teamspeaks
Purchases made on our server (optional): The [Giant Squid Dark Overlord]

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I moderate an online blog about squids
What makes you a worthwhile helper? I will eat all the hackers
Why we should choose you: I have many tentacles growing from my face
Extra comments (optional): Choose me or be eaten

 

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Make me mod.

 

ur hird m8 welcum 2 tha teem

 

Yey


/ban @p