Minecraft Animals should be able to poop.

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  1. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    In Minecraft we have the ability to shear sheep and collect their wool. We can kill cows to get their leather and meat. We can even click on their asses with a bucket to milk them. But why can't we collect their poop? This could be useful for fueling furnaces or as a ranged weapon. Currently we only have snowballs, fishing rods and bows.

    What do you think? Leave your ideas below.
     
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    How would poop look like in Minecraft? I don't think it will fit.
     
    WhatTheHai, Nov 3, 2013
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    Like your face? HA
     
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  4. _HUBBLE_

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    We could make a poop war....
    Shoot each others with poop
    :3
     
    _HUBBLE_, Nov 3, 2013
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  5. cookiefonster

    cookiefonster Formerly known as WikiRigbyDude

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    How ironic....Jerry said "ass" when the rules say no profanity.

    Anyway, yes poop needs to be added in Minecraft.
     
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    Ass = Butt, that's not profanity.
     
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  7. Animoes

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    Butt crack
     
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  8. WinxClubFan890

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    The poop would look odd.
     
    WinxClubFan890, Nov 3, 2013
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    A side effect of eating poop could be poisoning yourself! XD
     
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    Imagine this:
    You eating something in front of a mob
    The mob poops
    And you puke c:
     
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    It would be funny

    But there is 1 problem

    Because of how fast hunger goes down from sprint jumping you would have to eat a lot of food, and if players pooped they would have to go to the toilet many times XD
     
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    Yum yum.
     
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    Just do it behind a tree c:
     
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    Dood you should have a poop bar in minecraft where if you dont poop... you will have diarrhea and lose 5 heartsXD
     
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    No harry it ='s DONKEY!!!
     
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  16. one_letter_shor

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    if you could obtain "poop" you should be able to dry it by placing it on the ground and after time (like dirt and grass) you can light a fire on it or near it and nearby crops grow faster as it scares away some "pesty bugs"
     
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    I could see it for use as a fertilizer.
    Use a cow pie on a farmland patch, and it speeds up the growth of a plant.
    Like bonemeal, but for balance, it should have some side effects:
    -If used on a potato plant, +40% risk at getting a poisonous potato,
    -If used on a wheat plant, +30% risk at getting no seeds to replant,
    -If used on a carrot plant, lowers the amount of carrots will be harvested.
    I dunno. Just my two cents.
     
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  18. MrDavyJones

    MrDavyJones ~Stroke his Beard~

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    So your saying we should season our food with crap?
     
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    Fertilizers like that are used IRL.
    Besides, like using crushed up bones from an undead human is any better.
     
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  20. MrDavyJones

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    again read my last post
     
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