Stupid things you did/thought as a kid.

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by PhantomStar, Jan 5, 2015.

  1. Fawn

    Fawn as if

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    I thought Harry Potter was based on a true story and I was really mad when I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I turned 11
     
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    Did: I asked my mum why my penis was hard all the time
    Thought: I thought if I didnt go to sleep before my bedtime the monsters would eat me alive ._.
     
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  3. lpsprincess

    lpsprincess SHINee <3

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    I once put sunblock on my teeth.
    It was gross.
     
  4. IAMINACTIVEBYE

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    I wet my pants 3 times at school. >.<
    And I thought tooth fairies were real until I became 11 my parents told me they were the ones who took my teeth and give me money.
     
  5. Brettl13

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    one time i thought that i could fly so i flew away....Huh i have powers[​IMG]
     
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  6. LaColeman

    LaColeman Leaving (INAL)

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    I thought I was human and I was right.
     
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  7. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Make sure not to use the Yen (Japanese currency) symbol next time. 1000 yen is not around $170, it's more like $10 xD

    And who hasn't done this before :P I tried jumping into a book after watching some Blue's Clues xD
     
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    ItsLucas Agent V | Veigar Donator

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    kk btw Chinese yuan is also this symbol lol
    (CNY)
     
  9. ThatsChill

    ThatsChill mcnuggets <3

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    I thought sex was kissing, so whenever my parents would kiss i would immediately go up to them and punch both of their stomachs and sob.

    I was obsessed with the thought that I was a "nerd" and would wear fake glasses to school, and when I actually got real glasses I cried. That is how my "nerd" obsession ended...

    I went through my goth phase in grade 4 XD

    I am allergic to a bunch of stuff, and my mom warned me to never eat peanuts, nuts etc. Anyways, right after telling me not to eat the peanuts on the counter I went and shoved my face with them and I almost died and went to the hospital while I was having an anaphylactic reaction..

    I watched this show with my cousin about a terrorist attack on a plane and the people in that plane were being killed 1 by 1 in the middle of no where. Anyways I always thought a plane was gonna crash in my backyard and people were gonna climb up the wall and break in and kill me, so I never slept.

    I hated my childhood XD
     
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  10. _pk

    _pk Server Veteran

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    Back when I was 4 I thought it would be a fantastic idea to take a mint Tic-Tac from my grandmother, who had flown over to visit me from Wales to the States, and stick it as far up my nose as possible. Needless to say it started to hurt. . .a lot and after about an hour we couldn't get it out. One agonizing trip to nearest hospital later the doctors concluded that they needed to perform surgery. However, an expert in rhinology (Nose Specialist) was in town at the time and managed to extract it without needing surgery.

    So yeah, that was interesting :P
     
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  11. PlentifulSecrets

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    I thought whenever I wasn't looking, my stuffed animals and action figures would come to life so I would pretend to leave my room and stand by the door and then jump out to try and see them moving.

    They're ninjas.
     
  12. TheUndeadBrave

    TheUndeadBrave Life's too short, make the most of it!

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    When I was like 5 or 6 I thought I could be Spiderman, so I jump from a counter to some curtains and pulled the whole thing down...
     
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    When I was younger, once when I was taking a bath, a spider somehow ended up in the tub (probably from the cobweb in the corner). I then got scared of the bath, and when I took a bath I thought that spiders would climb out of the overflow drain.
     
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    I used to pee in bags and leave them around my old house xD
     
  15. Harold

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    Did: I tried to peel an apple, the way my Mum always does, like this:
    [​IMG]
    And bam there was a big deep cut in my thumb.

    Thought: Well, the stupidest things I ever thought were about birth/pregnancy.
    Birth: I thought babies came out of a woman's butt.

    Pregnancy: I thought that a woman just randomly got pregnant if she got married, and that the baby was in her stomach.
    I was messed up ok?
     
  16. Dirtbikes95

    Dirtbikes95 Got banned, add Skype at OuterRim95 for insight.

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    Oh dear gosh now you've done it... Let the flame wars begin >.<

    I do agree with you though :)
     
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    I thought my stuffed animals are alive....
    Everytime I walked upstairs I runned back and started getting emotional because I left my stuffed animals behind... (When I was 9-10)
    Still happening sometimes 0-0
     
  18. Dirtbikes95

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    Whenever I left out a stuffed animal on my bed I though they would get offended and cry :(
     
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  19. CreeperInHD

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    I thought stuffed animals were real...
     
  20. Exwum

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    Thought: If i took drugs i would have superpowers

    Did: Peed in the public.
     
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