IJAHAlert #32: The Final Episode!!?? OMG (not clickbait) (no virus)

For the final time....

What is up, my IJAH forum nation? I am your host, Killer "No Longer Staff" Smgstar....and let's get riooogghhhtttt...into the news!

Let's just check up and see how long it's been since the last thr-

OH SWEET JESUS

That is right folks, it has been over a YEAR since the last episode of IJAHAlert! I know right, crazy!

This has mostly been due to me vacationing in the bahamas with my lady friend, and dare I say did we have some FUN!

Heh..heh
(you see, I can make these jokes now that I'm not staff)


Anyhow, yes it has been super long since the last episode. And sad to say, this is going to officially be the *last* entry into the episodic series I know you all have loved for so long. This is due to me phasing myself out of the community, or basically being inactive because I no longer have incentive to hop on every day like I had during my staffing days. For more explanation on why I chose to resign, feel free to check out this thread:
http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/thank-you-all.125054/
(thanks for the views, gamers)

Let's get into the stuff you all have been waiting for! The NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OWNER GOES ON RAMPAGE

Spoiler

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/shit-motherfucker-ass-tits.124398/

Spoiler

Local server owner goes on rampage and kills everyone in sight! ROAR

GAMER GIRLS AND BOYS SHARE SECRET LIFE STORIES

Spoiler

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/post-a-pixturee-of-yourself.46405/page-509#post-1101376

Spoiler

Local game boys and girls have been seen swapping....

NUDES!!???

This is not legal, gamers. Stop this nonsense.

GAMER LOOKS TO INSPIRE CONGRESS TO IMPEACH TRUMP

Spoiler

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/most-inspiring-quote.125132/#post-1101012

Spoiler

Local gamer boy @Trevah needs your help to defeat the evil known as orange man. He needs your inspiration to summon the zelda sword and slay the monster once and for all.

RISE UP GAMERS

That's it for the news today, gamers.
Thank you all for the continued support for this series, over the years I have done it. Kinda surreal this is now over.

Once again, on a serious note, thanks to everyone I befriended on my IJAH journey. I deeply appreciate you all.

IJAHAlert is ending strongly at 237 followers....and 8 thousand, 7 hundred and 22 likes! Peace!

 

I need help yes totally

 

i love you so fucking much

 

I HAVE WON.
JARCE WILL NEVER DIE.
SO LONG, SMGSTAR. YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT OPPONENT.
GODSPEED, COMRADE.

 

RIP.


Always remember the one time I got to do an episode of IJAH Alert and absolutely fucking butchered it.


Peace

 

goodbye legend

 

awh shit here we go again

 

This is the saddest anime death