Give me alerts!

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  1. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    I need some of that red drug, that tasty upload_2019-3-20_19-49-42.png at the top right of my screen.
    I'm running low on life fuel and could use some help from you all!
    Give me your energy!
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    @ me, comment, talk to me on my profile, etc.
     
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  2. Amandq

    Amandq lil’ moderator Donator

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    I’ve been refreshing my page all day and got like one alert... I’m desperate for a white number in a red box on the top right of my page, too!
     
  3. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    It's an addiction. We stupid humans get boosts of dopamine when we see that bright red color and the idea that something has to do with us. That's why social media is so addicting (;
    I might add that the traditional large-scale social media-twitter, snapchat, instagram, etc-are more effective, as people who we are really connected do at school and work (and our idols) use it, at getting our blood pumping and brains firing. "What if that's my crush?" "What if that's a friend?" "What if someone cares about what we had to think?" We are really quite the victims of psychological exploitation XD. But, like drug-users, we are just as much to blame cuz we just keep eating that shit up (;
     
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  4. Davey

    Davey Staff Member Moderator

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    i have liked both of your posts and commented on this.
    that is two alerts.
    you are the welcome for my hard work contributing to this cause.
     
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  5. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    Thank you for contributing to the cause, @FellowAddictDavey
     
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    Trevor Donator

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    alert
     
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    t3mptr3s ~ Emotional Support Staff Member ~ Staff Member Mod+

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  8. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    wack
     
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  9. witchchick128

    witchchick128 Amity Blight Donator

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    No!

    edit: got 3 alerts from this post alone haha
     
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  10. StreakyOrange

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    vipa the hornace of death Donator

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    Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Venis mecha.
    Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Venis mecha.
    Hava neranena,
    Hava neranena,
    Hava neranena,
    Venis mecha.
    Hava neranena,
    Hava neranena,
    Hava neranena,
    Venis mecha.
    Uru, Uru achim,
    Uru achim belev sameach,
    Uru achim belev sameach,
    Uru achim belev sameach,
    Uru achim
    Uru achim
    Belev sameach.
     
  12. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    When you finally get an alert but it’s a reply to a thread you haven’t interacted with for the last decade
     
  13. Chilla

    Chilla cat lover

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    I sometimes get scared when I get suspiciously many alerts in a short time, Im like 'did I say something controversial? Did I do something? is the world ending?'
     
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  14. StreakyOrange

    StreakyOrange Donator

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    TreeKillerMan shamone Donator

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    Spammed alerts are meaningless and just a short dose of dopamine, you will most likely not remember this forum in 10 years and everyone here is never going to change the world or have any impact on it.

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  17. NoThisIsAmanda

    NoThisIsAmanda manda Donator

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    ok i guess
     
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  18. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    Absolutely correct. In a million years nothing matters therefore why do anything? If this strikes you as incorrect it's because it is missing a critical human component. Live your life like this if you like, and be unhappy. Or shake off those nihilistic chains and do anything and everything, even if they seem pointless, because we stupid humans can derive meaning from anything we want.

    Furthermore, your point makes no sense. On the one hand you say that short doses of dopamine are pointless, while also saying that no matter what we do we will never amount to anything or change the world. So if EVERYTHING is pointless to you, stop bringing down others with your weak-ass philosophy. Sorry things haven't worked out for you lately, but if you really believe what you have said, take your own advice and get off the forums so that you can have more time to find something worth living for.
    You aren't woke.
     
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    TreeKillerMan shamone Donator

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    i-it was a joke
     
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  20. Joeyy

    Joeyy Silly Goose of the year 2022 Donator

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    Mom said it’s my turn for alerts