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According to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

 

Agreed. Honestly this discussion opens up so many possibilities

Getting killed by a minion would be terrifying, you're fighting for your life, constantly scanning for threats. All of a sudden, in your peripheral vision appears a large yellow tictac shaped object, you begin to scramble backwards with your feet but you hit a wall. The creature laughs nasally as it plunges a yellow sword into your chest. As the blood trickles out and your consciousness begins to take flight, it looks directly into your eyes, it's single eye is obsidian black and filled with murder. The last words you will ever hear reverberate around the room.

"Banana"

 

This is what math was made for

 

This is why I no longer have nice things.