@Rem 's thread looked like a lot of fun so I thought I'd steal his idea. Ask me a normal question, I'll answer, but then edit your question so I make a fool out of myself. This should be fun.
Say "Hello there" if you think that poverty should stay the same and we shouldn't put an end to it and make the children stay in poverty because it's funny.
Do you agree to bow down to your lord and saviour Jessiac (aka me), all while professing your love for actual foxes, acknowledging your insatiable thirst for farts (winkwonk), and admitting you agree that Australians are better than Canadians?