Why I love J&H and why I’ve stayed for so long.

Never in my life have I seen a community like this one. Gonna be honest here, it has been through some bad times, but never stips being overall great. Give me a chance to explain why I love it so much. You can meet all kinds of people who all have the same interests as you, all while playing super fun minigames. Up there in Hypixel, the minigames are pretty fun too, but the community isn’t nearly as tight as this one. <3

Never have I ever thought once about leaving this place. Gonna leave eventually I guess but not any time soon. Let that be left for time to tell. You can’t obsess over things that are out of your control. Down time comes after uptime after all!

Never close this server, J&H. Gonna be remembered for generations of MC players to come as long as you keep it alive. Run it to the ground if you need to. Around other servers, the communities are toxic as fuck, but not this one. And as long as the server is up, I’ll be here too. Desert biomes in Survival are my favorites. You probably didn’t need to know that last part but that’s were I once built a huge temple on Oldsurvival :P

Really, I can’t keep retyping over; let’s live!



Now read the first word of every sentence

 

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

 

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, I don't think for a second that you would be browsing J&H. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and stupid shitposts that @Saul1337 posts on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the J&H type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.

 

did you say something about saul?

 

Sorry for insulting your husband like that

 

good girl

 

thanks @Ryva

 

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

 

Since apaprently a lot of people didn’t get it, read the first word of every sentence and on the last sentence (the one that starts with “Really”) read the first letter of every word.

It wasn’t that subtle at all guys come on.

I do love the server and everything but this entire thread was an april fools joke. Have a good one knowing you’ve been bamboozled.

 

oh, hah i get it cause like, never...gonna...etc oh haha lol good one i get it now wow good prank bro