How many ways to say "Hello"?

New Zealand Ways!
Chur
Kia Ora!
tēnā koutou
tēnā koe
Kia ora tatou
*Raise The Eyebrows*
Ow

 

Buenas días (good morning)
Buenas tarde (good day)
Buenos noches (good evening)
(I think, it's been a few years since my last Spanish class)

 

ayo

 

Sah dude

 

eyyy mi amigo

 

Howdy Y'all

Salutations

Ello Gov'nor

 

What the FUCK is up kyle?!

 

こんちわ - konchiwa (hey | Slang variant of こんにちは) (Possibly just internet slang? I'm not actually sure.)

おっす - ossu (hey) (not often used, and I've personally only seen males using it)

 

You’re in the wrong part of town, laowai

 

That would be in proper speech but any time I've seen konchiwa used they use wa rather than ha
Edit: This is just me assuming but its probably the difference between saying 'Hi' and 'Hai', it's all the same in a casual setting.

 

Irish:
Dia Duit
Yes horse
Yeo
Whats the craic?
Oi lad
Yes boy

 

Hai

 

Aloha
My personal favorite: s'up faka, like go beach?

 

moi