Phone Roasting!

Phone Roasting is a game in which the person above will comment the phone they have and you have to make a roast about it.

FOR EXAMPLE:

ME: I have a Samsung Galaxy S8.
YOU: At least I have a GOOD camera. (horrible roast)
I have a Google Pixel 2 XL.

And so forth.

EXCEPTIONS AND RULES:
1: If you don't have a phone, feel free to comment any phone that exists.
2: Please post after 3 more roasts have been done.
3: If you keep posting your own phone, you can say a phone that you hate. Keep in mind while doing this you must say that the phone you mentioned is not yours.
4: If you don't know the phone, roast the name of the phone.

I'll start.

I have a OnePlus 3T.

 

OnePl- what?

Iphone 5c.

 

Tiny phone for tiny hands


Samsung note 8

 

Massive phone for the gruffalo

LG v30

 

LG
For when you can't afford an actual phone

(Posted above)

 

I heard the Notes had an explosive new feature - an integrated heater on the back.

OnePlus 3

 

The S7, but... Worse.

Google pixel 2 xl

 

You payed extra 200$ to get an LG phone without an AMOLED display.

Google Pixel 2.

 

Why are the bezels even a thing?

Razer Phone

 

-Razor. When you need a phone to match your mouse and keyboard, only nerds buy this phone.

S7 edge

 

Why such a huge phone? trying to compensate for something?

S7 Edge XD

 

It's waterproof! But not shatterproof. Okay. Not shatterproof. At all.


ugh what other phones do I have
iPhone X

 

Welcome to notch central. Feel free to visit the surrounding areas such as dongle city and glitchy oled metropolis.

Good thing I still have my trusty iPhone 6S Plus

 

it's so bad that apple literally slowed it down

essential phone

 

No one's even heard of this Essential Phone, looks like a budget phone my grandma would buy.

S7 Edge

 

bought it due to that battery, huh.

htc u11

 

it has alexa must i say more

iphone 4s

 

Do you like midget phones? You need binoculars just to see the screen.

Nokia

 

"guys we swear it's worth it don't get samsung or whatever"
but seriously, my trackpad is bigger than your goddamn phone


ZTE Axon 7

 

using google + never looked so good

that one phone google made