How to be a weeb

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  1. TheCeneWig10

    TheCeneWig10 Slowly And Mentally Dying Inside

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    i made meh discord pic a random anime person can yall weaboos suggest animes and teach me how to be real weeb? and show me
    How to get katanas ;)
     
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    1. post smug anime girls if someone says your taste is shit
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    2. dont actually watch any good anime
    3. ignore anything from japan thats not anime
     
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    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    And respond to all comments in Japanese.
    Half Jap/Eng and google translated sentences are recommended.
     
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    And with this post I conclude my very detailed guide on how to weeb.
    I would like to thank everyone for the massive amount of support during the years I've taken of writing the guide,
    it's been quite the journey to say the least. I hope everyone learns how to weeb from this and that I have left something that will remain on this planet long after I have passed away.

    Thank you.
     
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    Jesus christ.
     
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    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    inaccurate
     
  9. SaggingHoodRat

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    Actually, If you want to be a real weeb.
    You have to act Japanese, learn Japanese off of anime, cosplay all the time and jack off to hentai. I mean that pretty much sums it up!
     
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    Watch all sorts of fucked up anime (lolis, incest, etc), get off to hentai at least 2 times a week, play osu! and learn the Japanese language.
     
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    Speak normal English but do the following:
    -Replace every instance of referring to yourself (I or me) with "watashi"
    -Replace every "what" with "nani"
    -Replace every number with it's Japanese counterpart (1 turns into ichi)
    -Refer to the person you're talking to as "anata"
    -End every sentence you say with "desu" or "datte bayo"
    -Replace "friends" with "nakama"
    -Say "itadakimasu" before eating every meal
    -Give -kun and -chan depending if they're male or female
    -Call everything and everyone "kawaii"

    Also do the following
    -Constantly refer to dead anime memes like Sachi from SAO
    -Watch SAO and gawk about how it's the best animu ever
    -Eat nothing but ramen, Pocky and get used to eating natto cause that's what weebs think Japanese people like to eat
    -Advanced tech: eat okonomiyaki
    -Marry your waifu
    -Grab your body pillow and take it to Japan
    -Run like Naruto
    -Constantly use owo and uwu as emotes

    All I can think of right now. Now if you'll excuse me, gonna take a shower from going into weeb mode for half an hour.
     
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    Don’t forget to watch JoJo: Bizzare Adventure! Best anime mah boi

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    If you want to be a weeb while also maintaining a stable relationship with everyone around you, then your best option is to concoct a serum that'll split your personalities, so you can be a part-time weeb. Make sure the serum doesn't get out of hand though, otherwise you might commit suicide.
     
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    Omfg xDD
     
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    Watch and learn kiddos.

    Umm also

    1. Be a Genji or Hanzo main on overwatch
    2. Say owo on a daily basis
    3. Worship Sword Art Online like I did
    4. Deny you're a weeb
    5. Bring broken Japanese into real life conversations.
    6. Be e d g y as fuck
     
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    I use Genji as my main on overwatch...
     
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    that means u completed the first step of being a weeb! congratulations