i made meh discord pic a random anime person can yall weaboos suggest animes and teach me how to be real weeb? and show me How to get katanas ;)
1. post smug anime girls if someone says your taste is shit 2. dont actually watch any good anime 3. ignore anything from japan thats not anime
^ And respond to all comments in Japanese. Half Jap/Eng and google translated sentences are recommended.
And with this post I conclude my very detailed guide on how to weeb. I would like to thank everyone for the massive amount of support during the years I've taken of writing the guide, it's been quite the journey to say the least. I hope everyone learns how to weeb from this and that I have left something that will remain on this planet long after I have passed away. Thank you.
Actually, If you want to be a real weeb. You have to act Japanese, learn Japanese off of anime, cosplay all the time and jack off to hentai. I mean that pretty much sums it up!
Watch all sorts of fucked up anime (lolis, incest, etc), get off to hentai at least 2 times a week, play osu! and learn the Japanese language.
Speak normal English but do the following: -Replace every instance of referring to yourself (I or me) with "watashi" -Replace every "what" with "nani" -Replace every number with it's Japanese counterpart (1 turns into ichi) -Refer to the person you're talking to as "anata" -End every sentence you say with "desu" or "datte bayo" -Replace "friends" with "nakama" -Say "itadakimasu" before eating every meal -Give -kun and -chan depending if they're male or female -Call everything and everyone "kawaii" Also do the following -Constantly refer to dead anime memes like Sachi from SAO -Watch SAO and gawk about how it's the best animu ever -Eat nothing but ramen, Pocky and get used to eating natto cause that's what weebs think Japanese people like to eat -Advanced tech: eat okonomiyaki -Marry your waifu -Grab your body pillow and take it to Japan -Run like Naruto -Constantly use owo and uwu as emotes All I can think of right now. Now if you'll excuse me, gonna take a shower from going into weeb mode for half an hour.
Don’t forget to watch JoJo: Bizzare Adventure! Best anime mah boi —————————-> TO BE CONTINUED —————————->
If you want to be a weeb while also maintaining a stable relationship with everyone around you, then your best option is to concoct a serum that'll split your personalities, so you can be a part-time weeb. Make sure the serum doesn't get out of hand though, otherwise you might commit suicide.
Watch and learn kiddos. Umm also 1. Be a Genji or Hanzo main on overwatch 2. Say owo on a daily basis 3. Worship Sword Art Online like I did 4. Deny you're a weeb 5. Bring broken Japanese into real life conversations. 6. Be e d g y as fuck