IJAH copypasta

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    Excuse me, what?

    What did you just fucking say about the almighty powerful J&H brothers? We can flip your fucking life upside down with a few clicks. Jerry made his first program when he was just 12 years old. The government saw it as an opportunity and hired him. Not only does Jerry alone have his mastermind hacking program, but he also has access to the entirety of the united states cyber army and would be willing and able to initiate hack.exe at any time. Harry? Oh you have no idea. He has ties with a secret underground soviet nuclear lab. He could launch those missiles at your house at any time. You'll be sitting there clueless to what will happen and looking at snail porn while we swoop in, knock out all your electronics and drop those missiles on your ass. Who's dominating now, bitch.
     
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jerry and Harry. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical flatulence most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jerry’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jerry & Harry truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jerry ’s existential catchphrase *fart*, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ItsJerryAndHarry’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :jerry:

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jerry & Harry tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :itsharry:
     
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