my life is over. today my town had a show, i went alone seen as nobody wanted to come with me. its safe considering im in a tiny country town. anyway i found some of my brothers friends playing basketball outside of the local school, they asked me to join them and i did. 4 or so kids were hanging out by the skate park which is opposite the basketball court, i recognized them. they were the kids that were vandalizing the area and were pretty much up to no good. they're assholes. i was playing for about 20 minutes when the assholes swept up from behind and pushed me over. i landed flat on my face and blacked out for what must have been only about 5 seconds. they walked around me while i was on the floor and started picking on one of the other kids, so i got up and punched him square in the nose. you'd think it wouldn't do much damage like in the movies but his nose literally exploded. turns out one of them recorded the entire thing, but cut out the part of them abusing us. they sent it to the queensland police and they posted it on their website. see for yourself. anyway, my mum saw it and she got scared shitless, she thought that we'd be targeted now. she told me that i had to move with my aunt and uncle in bel air.
That really sucks, and again I told this to kids multiple times, think before you act, even if someone hurt you or bully you, just let your anger aside and leave it to karma and if not you’ll get your revenge in the future but if both doesn’t happen you get good deeds infront of god for forgiving them and something good will happen to you for sure. (if any atheists are reading this and trying to say something don’t. idc if you agree or not) just think before you do something.
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Bel-Air." I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air I sense a new copypasta
oh yes I know this movie/story or show I heard its song before I guess I forgot about it or something
It's a fake. This is a pretty well done shitpost meant to spin and imply off the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.