I fucking hate my mii. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. My mii is a piece of shit. A damn bowling pin got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise my mii is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn cockroach to hell with me. My Mii has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable fuck in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking shit gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell.
Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the goatfucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the digital devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Mii. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
Holy fucking shit what the fuck this is so fucking wrong I am so fucking done what the fuck is this liberal round Earth TF2 sniper bullshit I see before my very fucking eyes this is so goddamn wrong I can't fucking do this anymore how does shit like this happen what the fuck
good, it's actually dreadful. any braincells i had at the time were completely obliterated after watching
You fool, you complete imbecile. You have wrongly threatened me. I will have to take the necessary steps to pulverize you out of existence now.
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?? Wow. I will have to ask your mother to ground you for three months.
aaughahhh im already halfway through my school year and i already feel like dropping out and becoming a corn farmer or a worm whisperer or one with the fish or some shit BUT u can do this bro i believe in u
It was such a sudden unexpected loss :( It's comforting to know he's no longer suffering and he's probably living it up with Davy rn wherever they may be. Literally had a huge Monkees marathon last night lol I genuinely forgot how weird and outlandish the show was and how good the music was
