n00bhouse
Last Activity:
Apr 29, 2017 at 12:27 AM
Joined:
Aug 14, 2015
Messages:
530
Likes Received:
3,418
Trophy Points:
93
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
Home Page:
Location:
your attic
Occupation:
penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert

n00bhouse

Resigned | not established since 2015, Male, 16, from your attic

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n00bhouse was last seen:
Apr 29, 2017 at 12:27 AM
    1. ZeusV
      ZeusV
      do you like waffles
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      3. ZeusV
        ZeusV
        yeah we like pancakes do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful
        Apr 3, 2017
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      4. Meme
        Meme
        waffles! (high sound)
        Apr 3, 2017
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      5. ZeusV
        ZeusV
        We need to do a karaoke on one of the minigames.
        Apr 3, 2017
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    2. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      do you want me to make you... macaroni?!?!
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      2. FairyFxrest
        FairyFxrest
        YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE MACARONI
        Apr 2, 2017
        n00bhouse and AegyoV like this.
      3. Meme
        Meme
        I'd prefer small loan of a million dollars tyvm
        Apr 3, 2017
    3. FairyFxrest
      FairyFxrest
      super paper mario but every time you flip between dimensions it gets faster
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        I never played a better "speedrun"
        Apr 1, 2017
      3. FairyFxrest
        Apr 1, 2017
    4. Meme
      Meme
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        this is gold
        thanks!
        Mar 29, 2017
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      3. Meme
        Meme
        I dont know if i spelled that right

        I dont know german pls i just learned a bit when i went to Austria
        Mar 29, 2017
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    5. Yopie
      Yopie
      :(
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    6. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.
      1. alicee and Meme like this.
    7. DiscountOnMemes
      DiscountOnMemes
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        haha, that's nice! Thanks
        Mar 25, 2017
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      3. DiscountOnMemes
        DiscountOnMemes
        Idk like it that much. But i'm glad you like it.


        the legs look awful.
        Mar 25, 2017
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    8. DiscountOnMemes
      DiscountOnMemes
      N00b. I miss you bud D:
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    9. Ambrosia
      Ambrosia
      apple pie is my favourite food. whats yours?
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      3. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Schnitzel with Spätzle XD
        Mar 21, 2017
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      4. Meme
        Meme
        My favourite Schnitzel is Wiener Schnitzel
        Deuschtland ich Österreichen
        Österreich ich nicht Deuscth
        (get triggered pls)
        Mar 21, 2017
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      5. Meme
        Meme
        oh damn Spätzle looks good
        we have something similar to that in Turkey but i don't think it'd taste the same at all.
        Mar 22, 2017
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    10. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile, be yourself, no matter what they say.
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    12. FairyFxrest
      FairyFxrest
      splatoon 2: callie fucking dies
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      3. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        Splatoon 7: Nintendo Swiss compability released, still unable to play.
        Mar 13, 2017
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      4. FairyFxrest
        FairyFxrest
        splatoon 8: it's just a shutterstock photo of a squid on the screen.
        Mar 13, 2017
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      5. Ambrosia
        Ambrosia
        Splatoon 9: Just a white screen. You'll hear the word "squid" being said once every year.
        Mar 15, 2017
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    13. Dest
      Dest
      Stalker ;)
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        oh god damn it
        Mar 10, 2017
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      3. Dest
        Dest
        :D
        Mar 10, 2017
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    14. alicee
      alicee
      ur profile picture reminds me of myself like the expression lmaolmaolmaoihatemyhaircut
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      3. alicee
        alicee
        BUT IM A BOWL
        Mar 7, 2017
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      4. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        BUT I'M NOT
        Mar 7, 2017
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      5. alicee
        alicee
        I AM;-;
        Mar 7, 2017
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    15. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      A lie will go round the world while truth is pulling its boots on.
    16. Meme
      Meme
      my attic?

      get out of my attic i stock my dank memes up there!
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    17. SpookyStar
      SpookyStar
      c a n i h a c k i n g?
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      3. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        u will get b a n e d
        Mar 5, 2017
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      4. SpookyStar
        SpookyStar
        n o o
        Mar 5, 2017
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      5. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??
        Mar 5, 2017
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    18. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      Always stay with the present. Every state, even every moment is infinitely valuable, it represents your eternity.
      1. Meme, kaylynn, Phoenix and 2 others like this.
    19. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      My life is like a vacuum cleaner: it sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
      1. VictoriaLKXX, kaylynn, AegyoV and 5 others like this.
      2. Cornah
        Cornah
        sweet life
        Feb 23, 2017
        n00bhouse and Rewatch like this.
      3. BrakeCrake
        BrakeCrake
        I wish I was like that
        Feb 23, 2017
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      4. JacobianMatrix
        JacobianMatrix
        laid in the closet sounds alright
        Feb 24, 2017
        Meme, kaylynn, n00bhouse and 2 others like this.
    20. BIake
      BIake
      TF2 puns... very funny...
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/n00bonsteam/
    Location:
    your attic
    Occupation:
    penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert
    Minecraft:
    n00bhouse
    5 / 7

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    Half-Life 3 is a Windows 9 exclusive.


    Varmt välkommen till IKEA!
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    Je voudrais un baguette.

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    Ich möchte ein Maß Bier.

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    Howdy there. My name is n00bhouse, but please just call me n00b. I am from Germany.

    Staff related information

    [Helper] as of March 6th 2016
    [Mod] as of September 30th 2016
    Resigned as of February 11th 2017

    Total of 11 months and 5 days.

    I've resigned on February 11th 2017, two days after my 16th birthday, in total 342 days as Staff, 23 days were left to fill one entire year.

    Being staff is a wonderful experience. You meet new people, you work in a (forgive the metaphor) well-oiled machine as a gear to make a whole, worldwide accessible server work. To everyone who’s thinking about applying now: do it. This experience will be with you your whole time on this server. And if your app gets denied, don’t let that bring you down. Try again. I wish the staff team the best of luck in your further career.

    I’d also like to thank each and every one of you for giving me a wonderful time on here and this (almost) one year was just great! Thanks!

    School is the reason why I resigned, since I have 7 final exams, and the first ones are already here. I want good grades, so I put my life before the server and I don’t want to be that inactive Mod.


    General Information

    - 16 years old
    - proud German
    - Nintendo-Nerd
    - male, duh
    - friendly at first sight and afterwards
    - unsuccessful youtuber (self-advertisement ftw)

    Somewhat important links

    > Feedback form, appreciated if you fill it:
    https://goo.gl/forms/81hdaXEJdCZtkww83

    > Don't hesitate to add me on Steam!
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/n00bonsteam

    > IGN history: https://de.namemc.com/profile/n00bmas/2ad10845

    > My horrible YouTube-Channel (even more self-advertising LOL): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjaYQrJNmu3dSggqupElCQ


    > Wikipedia-Article about momand
    http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/momand-wikipedia-the-free-encyclopedia.107037/

    Favourite games

    - Team Fortress 2
    - Portal franchise
    - Half-Life franchise
    - Euro Truck Simulator 2
    - Garry's Mod
    - Cities: Skylines
    - Any Nintendo game

    Friends

    In a random order:
    Brake - Sam - Clear - Harry - Alicia - Dest - Max - Phoenix - Kat - Andy - Star - Tree - Kyle - Gamerrizz - Fireroll - Jit - Ray - Alex - Jerome

    Music

    Some very good musical artists:

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    Queen
    - Coldplay
    - David Bowie
    - Nirvana
    - Billy Joel
    - R.E.M
    - Spandau Ballet
    - Sting
    - Florence + The Machine


    The finest selection of good times with my friends and favourite (handmade) memes

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    don't do it

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    d a b (Callie or Aioli?)

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    schnitzel
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    my meme ):


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    Patron*

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    do not watch that movie, it isn't nice

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    what a doofus

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    cake face adventure time

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    my MiniMe is jesus™

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    i'm on a b(oat)us

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    yesyes

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    dirty references

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    c a r s

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    what even


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    all of these were shot by me

    In my time on the server I have become friends with very talented people. Most of them drew me avatars which I want to showcase here.

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    My very first drawn avatar on here, made by FairyFxrest.

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    I was known for wearing a Lenny-Face-Mask back in the day, and so this avatar by Meluii was made.

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    Phoenix drew this piece of art...

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    ...and this one, my most recent avatar, as well. (I look like a serial killer)


    And thanks to Deemo for this masterpiece:
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    Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
    Why can't we give love that one more chance?

    'Cause love's such an old fashioned word,
    and love dares you to care for the people on the
    edge of the night, and love dares you to
    change our way of caring about ourselves.
    This is our last dance.
    This is ourselves.


    -~-~-

    And I'll sing a song, that'd be just ours,
    But I sang 'em all to another heart
    And I wanna cry I wanna fall in love,
    But all my tears have been used up

    -~-~-

    I did my best, but it wasn't much
    I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
    I've told the truth, I didnt come to fool you
    And even though it all went wrong
    I'll stand before the Lord of song
    With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

    -~-~-


    Every whisper
    Of every waking hour
    I'm choosing my confessions
    Trying to keep an eye on you
    Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
    Oh no, I've said too much
    I set it up

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    The lights go out and I can't be saved
    Tides that I tried to swim against
    Have brought me down upon my knees
    Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing

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    I, I can remember
    Standing
    And the guns
    Shot above our heads
    And we kissed
    As though nothing could fall
    And the shame
    It fell on the other side
    Oh, we can beat them
    Forever and ever
    We can be heroes
    Just for one day

    -~-~-

    And I've been fool and I've been blind
    I can never leave the past behind
    I can see no way, I can see no way
    I'm always dragging that horse around
    All of his questions, such a mournful sound
    Tonight I'm gonna bury that horse in the ground
    'Cause I like to keep my issues drawn
    It's always darkest before the dawn

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    I'm worse at what I do best
    And for this gift, I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

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    Takes more than combat gear to make a man
    Takes more than a license for a gun
    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
    A gentleman will walk but never run

    If "manners maketh man" as someone said
    He's the hero of the day
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say

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    Slow down, give me some time
    Turn down the volume of your cry
    Let’s take time to find a place without violence
    Let’s listen and hear the true meaning of silence

    Time to look, time to see, time to find

    Time to look into your eyes
    Time to find truth, time against the lies
    Time will give us a sign
    I can make a promise, it’s our time to shine

    -~-~-


    What have I become
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know goes away
    In the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt


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    Thanks for reading, have a wonderful day!

    Interact

    Content:
    YouTube:
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjaYQrJNmu3dSggqupElCQ
    Skype:
    PM
    Twitter:
    n00bhouse