n00bhouse
Last Activity:
Apr 29, 2017 at 12:27 AM
Joined:
Aug 14, 2015
Messages:
530
Likes Received:
3,421
Trophy Points:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
Home Page:
Location:
your attic
Occupation:
penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert

n00bhouse

Resigned | not established since 2015, Male, 16, from your attic

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n00bhouse was last seen:
Apr 29, 2017 at 12:27 AM
    1. ZeusV
      ZeusV
      I love Gravity Falls
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    2. FairyFxrest
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        HaHahah you sneezed like a kitten (:
        Apr 29, 2017 at 12:17 AM
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      3. FairyFxrest
        FairyFxrest
        > : (
        Apr 29, 2017 at 12:24 AM
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    3. TheMint
      1. FairyFxrest and n00bhouse like this.
      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        you honestly deserved it (:
        Apr 27, 2017 at 9:05 PM
        FairyFxrest and TheMint like this.
    4. Clear
      Clear
      n00b you're the best
      1. n00bhouse likes this.
      2. Meme
        Meme
        papafranku you're the best
        Apr 27, 2017 at 12:06 PM
        Clear likes this.
      3. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        thanks, you're too ClearlyGlass!!
        Apr 27, 2017 at 1:37 PM
        Clear likes this.
    5. BrakeCrake
      BrakeCrake
      But if you live in my attic... you live in the same room as me o.o
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        nice, finally!
        Apr 26, 2017 at 6:10 PM
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      3. BrakeCrake
        BrakeCrake
        FINALLY? You mean, endlich ;D
        Apr 27, 2017 at 6:35 AM
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    6. ZeusV
      ZeusV
      ur kewl
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    7. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      "And I can feel my pants! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!"
      1. ZeusV and FairyFxrest like this.
    8. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      future.png
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      2. tobiyo254
        tobiyo254
        *drops brick on n00b*
        Apr 15, 2017
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    9. FairyFxrest
      FairyFxrest
      (turkey) she cookk me (turkey)
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      3. FairyFxrest
        FairyFxrest
        no. now it's too late. u had ur chance and u blew it.
        Apr 14, 2017
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      4. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        I was certainly not successful. My sincerest apologies.
        Apr 14, 2017
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      5. FairyFxrest
        FairyFxrest
        no. u blew it.
        Apr 14, 2017
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    10. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      hey girl do you want to netflix and wii u direct?
      1. Smg and FairyFxrest like this.
      2. FairyFxrest
        Apr 13, 2017
        n00bhouse and meemaw like this.
      3. Phoenix
        Phoenix
        pls
        Apr 13, 2017
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    11. Meme
      Meme
      The goddamn Pythagorean Theorem
      a^+b^=c^
      This was the killer in 8th Grade
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    12. JokerBen
      JokerBen
      aaahhhh
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    13. Netherr
      Netherr
      lol Pythagorean Theorem
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    14. FairyFxrest
      FairyFxrest
      Ahh, the scalene triangle.
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      3. AegyoV
        AegyoV
        april fool'd
        Apr 8, 2017
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      4. magicx130
        magicx130
        that is a fucking scalene RIGHT triangle there is a fucking DIFFERENCE
        Apr 9, 2017
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      5. FairyFxrest
        FairyFxrest
        well EXCUUUUuuuuUSE ME princess
        Apr 9, 2017
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    15. SpookyStar
      SpookyStar
      T r i a g o n a l
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        sine and cosine
        Apr 7, 2017
    16. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      grr the theorem
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      2. Kiz
        Kiz
        phineas
        Apr 7, 2017
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    17. twentyonepilots
      twentyonepilots
      I'm surprised by the amount of time and effort it took you to create that thread. Impressive!
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    18. magicx130
      magicx130
      -- --- -- .- -. -.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-. . - ..- .-. -.
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      2. n00bhouse
        n00bhouse
        MOMAND WILL RETURN
        Apr 5, 2017
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      3. AegyoV
        AegyoV
        momand is dead
        Apr 6, 2017
    19. n00bhouse
      n00bhouse
      I can't decide on a status. I always need a new one every week. But not this time. Oh, wait...
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    20. DiscountOnMemes
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Feb 9, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/n00bonsteam/
    Location:
    your attic
    Occupation:
    penguinologist and bride kidnapping expert
    Minecraft:
    n00bhouse
    5 / 7

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    Half-Life 3 is a Windows 9 exclusive.


    Varmt välkommen till IKEA!
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    Je voudrais un baguette.

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    Ich möchte ein Maß Bier.

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    Howdy there. My name is n00bhouse, but please just call me n00b. I am from Germany.

    Staff related information

    [Helper] as of March 6th 2016
    [Mod] as of September 30th 2016
    Resigned as of February 11th 2017

    Total of 11 months and 5 days.

    I've resigned on February 11th 2017, two days after my 16th birthday, in total 342 days as Staff, 23 days were left to fill one entire year.

    Being staff is a wonderful experience. You meet new people, you work in a (forgive the metaphor) well-oiled machine as a gear to make a whole, worldwide accessible server work. To everyone who’s thinking about applying now: do it. This experience will be with you your whole time on this server. And if your app gets denied, don’t let that bring you down. Try again. I wish the staff team the best of luck in your further career.

    I’d also like to thank each and every one of you for giving me a wonderful time on here and this (almost) one year was just great! Thanks!

    School is the reason why I resigned, since I have 7 final exams, and the first ones are already here. I want good grades, so I put my life before the server and I don’t want to be that inactive Mod.


    General Information

    - 16 years old
    - proud German
    - Nintendo-Nerd
    - male, duh
    - friendly at first sight and afterwards
    - unsuccessful youtuber (self-advertisement ftw)

    Somewhat important links

    > Feedback form, appreciated if you fill it:
    https://goo.gl/forms/81hdaXEJdCZtkww83

    > Don't hesitate to add me on Steam!
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/n00bonsteam

    > IGN history: https://de.namemc.com/profile/n00bmas/2ad10845

    > My horrible YouTube-Channel (even more self-advertising LOL): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSjaYQrJNmu3dSggqupElCQ


    > Wikipedia-Article about momand
    http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/momand-wikipedia-the-free-encyclopedia.107037/

    Favourite games

    - Team Fortress 2
    - Portal franchise
    - Half-Life franchise
    - Euro Truck Simulator 2
    - Garry's Mod
    - Cities: Skylines
    - Any Nintendo game

    Friends

    In a random order:
    Brake - Sam - Clear - Harry - Alicia - Dest - Max - Phoenix - Kat - Andy - Star - Tree - Kyle - Gamerrizz - Fireroll - Jit - Ray - Alex - Jerome

    Music

    Some very good musical artists:

    -
    Queen
    - Coldplay
    - David Bowie
    - Nirvana
    - Billy Joel
    - R.E.M
    - Spandau Ballet
    - Sting
    - Florence + The Machine


    The finest selection of good times with my friends and favourite (handmade) memes

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    don't do it

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    d a b (Callie or Aioli?)

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    schnitzel
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    my meme ):


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    Patron*

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    do not watch that movie, it isn't nice

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    what a doofus

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    cake face adventure time

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    my MiniMe is jesus™

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    i'm on a b(oat)us

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    yesyes

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    dirty references

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    c a r s

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    what even


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    all of these were shot by me

    In my time on the server I have become friends with very talented people. Most of them drew me avatars which I want to showcase here.

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    My very first drawn avatar on here, made by FairyFxrest.

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    I was known for wearing a Lenny-Face-Mask back in the day, and so this avatar by Meluii was made.

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    Phoenix drew this piece of art...

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    ...and this one, my most recent avatar, as well. (I look like a serial killer)


    And thanks to Deemo for this masterpiece:
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    Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
    Why can't we give love that one more chance?

    'Cause love's such an old fashioned word,
    and love dares you to care for the people on the
    edge of the night, and love dares you to
    change our way of caring about ourselves.
    This is our last dance.
    This is ourselves.


    -~-~-

    And I'll sing a song, that'd be just ours,
    But I sang 'em all to another heart
    And I wanna cry I wanna fall in love,
    But all my tears have been used up

    -~-~-

    I did my best, but it wasn't much
    I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
    I've told the truth, I didnt come to fool you
    And even though it all went wrong
    I'll stand before the Lord of song
    With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

    -~-~-


    Every whisper
    Of every waking hour
    I'm choosing my confessions
    Trying to keep an eye on you
    Like a hurt lost and blinded fool
    Oh no, I've said too much
    I set it up

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    The lights go out and I can't be saved
    Tides that I tried to swim against
    Have brought me down upon my knees
    Oh I beg, I beg and plead, singing

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    I, I can remember
    Standing
    And the guns
    Shot above our heads
    And we kissed
    As though nothing could fall
    And the shame
    It fell on the other side
    Oh, we can beat them
    Forever and ever
    We can be heroes
    Just for one day

    -~-~-

    And I've been fool and I've been blind
    I can never leave the past behind
    I can see no way, I can see no way
    I'm always dragging that horse around
    All of his questions, such a mournful sound
    Tonight I'm gonna bury that horse in the ground
    'Cause I like to keep my issues drawn
    It's always darkest before the dawn

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    I'm worse at what I do best
    And for this gift, I feel blessed
    Our little group has always been
    And always will until the end

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    Takes more than combat gear to make a man
    Takes more than a license for a gun
    Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
    A gentleman will walk but never run

    If "manners maketh man" as someone said
    He's the hero of the day
    It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
    Be yourself no matter what they say

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    Slow down, give me some time
    Turn down the volume of your cry
    Let’s take time to find a place without violence
    Let’s listen and hear the true meaning of silence

    Time to look, time to see, time to find

    Time to look into your eyes
    Time to find truth, time against the lies
    Time will give us a sign
    I can make a promise, it’s our time to shine

    -~-~-


    What have I become
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know goes away
    In the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt


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    Thanks for reading, have a wonderful day!

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