The cheese of the west and the years of the east have been wistfully floating around the noodely trees. You have the ability to save the awkward toad from his almost noodless life.
Erm...I have a feeling that profile pic is going to get deleted. Its breaking rule 10, and unlike everyone else, I don't find that funny. At all. That's just offensive really. -_-
And the fact that you don't know me offends me. We used to be friends. We talked on TS. Am I really that easily forgotten?