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- January 17
@magicx130 i hate u Apr 23, 2017 at 2:47 AM
hi my name is "iris"
- January 17
but you can call me "the best person you'll ever meet".
things to know,
things to know?
im named iris because my dad has shit eyesight and he named me iris hoping that i wouldn't inherit his fucked up sight.
but i wear glasses and i probably have the shittiest eyesight on this server.
thats too bad now, isn't it, dad?
im born and raised in california,
sahh dude (surf board hell yeah babbyyy)
*when i was ten i went and attempted to surf, but i fell in the water and almost died. so there goes my california pride!*
im currently a freshman in highschool even though i look like im 12 and i sound like im 9?
uh i strive to be fluent in ASL and PSE,
because i work at the school of the deaf for community hours sometimes.
and the animal shelter but i ate my dog so none of that really matters.
(that's a joke because im asian)
im taiwanese and like a speck of japanese i guess?
but i really want to be korean so like ugh yes
my favorite singer is probably khalid right now???
(i can sign all his songs in sign language)
i can read, write, and speak mandarin fluently.
uh i can kinda read and write japanese but not so much of the reading part,
because i don't have that japanese accent.
it's the same with korean, except im really bad at korean so don't try to talk to me.
나는 당신의 개를 먹고
i used google translate because im stupid.
im straight but lots of people assume im gay,
which is really awkward and strange?
(no hate to the LGBTQ+ group i love yall cuties lots and lots)
im a dog person because cats are dicks.
i love tyler joseph & josh dun
i have a job?
like i work in a boba cafe and hmu (^:
im extremely rude to people i don't know,
so if you say hi to me,
my initial reaction is probably one of these few statements:
or my favorite,
"im going to eat your ball sack"
you can contact me anytime you want,
and ill respond in less than 3 seconds 99.99999% of the time because i love my phone.
(if i don't respond fast it usually means i don't really care about you,
or im sleeping)
im open to make lots of new friends,
but of you're really nice me and you probably won't work out,
because im really rude and nice people kind of freak me out.
(bitch it isn't even a gossip GIRL?? its a gossip BOY wtf)
vine: are you retarded?
(if you add me on snapchat the only thing ill probably ever send you is "STREAKS!!!"
p fuckin s
no im not dating andy,
we're just really good friends.
"i hate you i love you"
"i hate that i fucked you"
i love you more and more each time you speak to me.