This thread is for jokes of all kinds: long, short, dad, blond, knock-knock, and more. Be careful to ensure that the jokes you post aren't incredibly offensive, but if they are, we will remove them. The only rule is that it has to stay within the confines of the server rules. With that said, be brave. Many jokes will fall flat. Some will rise up. This should be a place to mindlessly inhale humor of all sorts. I'll begin. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
Yes indeed. Do you get it? --- Post merged --- I have two legs, but they only touch the ground while I'm at rest. What am I? Green but not a lizard, white without being snow, and bearded without being a man. --- Post merged ---
I tried to think of a joke but I'm terrible at telling them, so nope. I'll just watch the replies of this thread instead xD
...No. My humour is the equivalent of dipping your nuts in a nuclear reactor. I'm not even gonna try.
the only people who even slightly understand this joke don't use the forums but i'll leave it here in case anyone wants to figure it out