National Pick On HMJ Day (A war against the french!)

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  1. Esmannen

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    no u
     
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  4. Ezzerland

    Ezzerland Staff Member Manager

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  5. witchchick128

    witchchick128 Amity Blight Donator

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    i want to make some kind of lengthy joke but it'll fall flat and my head feels heavier than pamela andersons yoohoo's so i'll just say this:

    demote and blacklist ezzerland, likespam hmj, and jops and davey are nerds and they should go slip on a banana peel or something

    OwO
     
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  6. Davey

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    in 5 hours and 25 minutes im gonna smack you >:c
     
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  7. witchchick128

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    hmj = hip man jerome
    t3mptr3s - terrible

    :)
     
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  9. t3mptr3s

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    @Left4Lag Get your man under control!
     
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    EXCUSE YOU, I am married to @Noodle_ and him only >:(
     
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    this is the most active i've seen the forums be over an event in years
     
  12. Ezzerland

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    I remember that time Noodle tried to insult Mushu.
     
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    We must fight, to allow them to continue the most French of traditions - surrender
     
  14. Davey

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    LMFAO
     
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    i dont even talk to that man. His poor decision making will ruin him anyway, my attention can be placed elsewhere. Such as unliking all of hmj's posts.
     
  16. t3mptr3s

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    @TheDiamondPicks
    You are officially my favorite staff member.
     
  17. Ezzerland

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    When @hmj realizes that his chances of success on trying to STEAL number 1 are similar to the bandit swiper in Dora! (hmj response at end)
     
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    After the past few hours of spam pwnage, this video pretty much sums up how the war is going and my question to @hmj 's army.

     
  19. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    I have no part in this war but I can provide war jokes:

    What’s the German word for detour?
    Belgium.

    I built Hitler’s statue to honour the man who killed Hitler.

    When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-toc. But when Rommel goes backwards it’s tac-tic.

    The Mediterranean Sea waved at France. France surrendered.

    I am Japanese and when I mentioned I was suicidal they got excited and asked if I could pilot a plane.
     
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    french battle flag.jpg