playground insults

you have to give an insult to the person above you except it has to be something that you would say as a preschooler on the playground, for example:

'your mom is fat'
'you're not being invited to my birthday party'

go

 

I hate you and your smelly >:((((((

 

you're a poo poo face! i'm telling!

 

your not my friend

 

i will tell the teacher you said the i word

 

You are a lamentably perverted libertine and a heinous sock-sucking mediocrity-afflicted neophyte with glacially slow cognitive faculties.

 

no u

 

You can't even dab properly

 

Spoiler: Your mums a hoe

Your mums a pickaxe

 

My dad is stronger than your dad.

 

omg im telling bc u said one of the 171,476 words in the english language beginning with f and ending with uck

firetruck like O M F

 

my dad has diabetes

 

playground insults
before: if you love ice cream so much why dont you marry it?
now: if you love ice cream so much why dont you have unprotected sweaty primal sex with it?

 

(this is part of the bbc one show i think)

ur teeth are yellow
i was too good for that kind of "your mom" stuff

 

you're more gay than santa

 

I’d make fun of the dude’s eyebrows but I’m scared they’ll join forces and destroy me

 

i know you are but what am i?

 

stupid